im fucking cackling
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.