Yes, can I help you?
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
We need to unite these people out there.
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?
My answer: tavr0ss
what does puta mean?
It means companion or best friend :)
#Yall gon get some white persons ass beat omg
This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
The Hunger Games + tumblr text posts
People list what shocked them about coming to America. Just some of the most interesting one (source)
I don’t think Americans really understand how weird their country is.
"Fruits and vegetables were more expensive than meat and poultry"