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ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account




sonofahurricane:

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG ANYTHING CONTAINING ‘OLD AS BALLS’

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal



actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.



everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again




Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".




poetessinthepit:

My type of band


kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.



my name's gabby. i'm sarcastic and hate people. i don't know what else you were expecting me to put here.





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